So I’ve started giving Tarot readings. Right now I’m doing four card readings, and the price is $20. I started advertising on Instagram and while the response has been good, there have been a few wrinkles, so I created this page. Here’s how it works:

You decide “Hey! I think I want that mouthy bitch to read my cards!”

You message me on Instagram. Or Facebook. Or here. It does not matter.

I say yes. Why? Because I’m really a nice person, albeit a mouthy person.

Now here’s the kicker: I give you my PayPal email ( and you send me $20 along with your question in the section marked “Notes to seller” (or it could say something else but you get the idea)

PayPal sends me the notice in my email. Yay!! I’m doing a reading!!

What you don’t do: keep asking me the question without having PAID ME. I don’t work for free.

In the real world we might meet at a book store and you get your reading, pay the cashier, and that’s that. In the online world it’s not like that. I’ve tried to be nice in the past, but the only thing that happens is I work for free and that’s no fun for me.

Also, please have a question. Thankfully this isn’t my day job, so I can and do, say no to some readings. I don’t do “Oh, I don’t know, I just want a reading” because I get enough of that in the real world when people see my cards sticking out of my purse.

Rant over, back to the regular bitching 😘